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August 26, 2005
The Top 5 Established Scientific Concepts as Reinterpreted by Creation Scientists
- Tornadoes: It's right there in Hosea 8:32-34: "They who dwelleth in houses upon wheels and erecteth idols of the one-legged pink demon bird committeth abominations against the LORD, and yea shall His mighty swirling winds smite them."
- Plate Tectonics: Floating on a miles-deep layer of molten magma, the earth's continents are slowly drifting... to the right.
- Einstein's Theory of Relativity: crazy Jew talk!
- Lightning: Even angels forget sometimes you can't put metal in the microwave.
and the Number 1 Established Scientific Concept as Reinterpreted by Creation Scientists...
- Human Reproduction: God punishes those who engage in sinful activity by inflicting a child upon them.
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Selected from 87 submissions from 32 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 1 (18th #1)
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 2
- Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 3
- Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- 4 Hall of Famer
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5, Banner Tag Hall of Famer
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- Topic Hall of Famer
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- List moderator
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Simon and Garfunkel, New York, NY -- Ambience (explanation)
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