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Ask not what your humor list can do for you....
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August 28, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
It's day three of our California recall election
week, in which we help some of the candidates
come up with attention-grabbing campaign slogans.
Today's objects of derision:
Gallagher, melon-smashing prop comic
Larry Flynt, melon-exposing publisher of Hustler
The Top 10 Gallagher Campaign Slogans
- We DARE You to Find a Stupider Choice
- Endorsed by Smashing Pumpkins
- This State's Economic Crisis Ain't Funny -- Then Again, Neither Am I
The Top 10 Larry Flynt Campaign Slogans
- Politics Are Obscene, and That Happens to Be My Field of Expertise
- Let's Give Jerry Falwell a Coronary!
- Getting Young American Men to Work the Poles for Over 25 Years!
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