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A vote for TopFive is a vote for... um... licorice!
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August 29, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Day four of our California recall election week!
Today, we have three candidates to heckle:
Peter Ueberroth, former baseball commissioner
Arianna Huffington, side-switching columnist
Mathilda Karel Spak, 100-year-old hospital volunteer
The Top 7 Peter Ueberroth Campaign Slogans
- Experienced Leadership. Successful Crisis Management. Non-partis-- Whoa! Did you see the sweet back porch on that Carey babe?
- If REO Speedwagon and Styx Can Come Back, So Can I
The Top 10 Arianna Huffington Campaign Slogans
- You Think I Get On Your Nerves *Now*?
- I Want to Be Your Governor (By "be," I mean "attract," and by "your governor," I mean "a great deal of media attention.")
The Top 10 Mathilda Spak Campaign Slogans
- I Pledge to He-- Oh, Look, Pudding!
- Term Limits? Not a Problem!
- Because the Governor's Mansion Can Never Have Too Many Cats
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