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August 29, 1996


The Top 5 Excuses Used for
Getting Out of a Speeding Ticket


    1. "Eight minutes to Wapner. Eight minutes to Wapner."

    2. "Oops! It seems I've dropped my driver's license on my crotch."

    3. "Bob Barker pulled up beside us, leered at my wife and kept saying, 'Come on down!'"

    4. "Gimme a break, willya? The Gotti family picnic is starting in 10 minutes."

      and TopFive.com's Number 1 Excuse Used for Getting Out of a Speeding Ticket...

    5. "All those vodka tonics make it *mighty* damn difficult to focus on the speedometer."

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