The Top 15 Bad Romance Novel Opening Lines (Part II)

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September 3, 1997

The Top 5 Bad Romance Novel Opening Lines
(Part II)

"With great trepidation, Richard Jewell walked the six flights of stairs to the apartment he shared with his mother."
"Her bosom was heaving uncontrollably; she doubted she'd make it to the toilet on time."
"I blushed as the captain strode toward me in his manly way, took me in his arms and whispered, 'Make it so, Number One! Engage!'"
"The man-probe dug in deep while NASA engineers gawked in lecherous pleasure."
and the Number 1 Bad Romance Novel Opening Line...
"Marv strutted into the Ritz with a twinkle in his eye and a gleam in his incisors."

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Selected from 104 submissions from 41 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Fred Hesby, Portland, OR -- 1 (2nd #1) Email / Website
Matt Alford, Portland, OR -- 2 Email
Rob Seulowitz, New York, NY -- 3 Email
Peg Warner, Derry, NH -- 4 Email
Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 5 Email
Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- Topic Email
Bruce Ansley, Baltimore, MD -- Banner Tag Email / Hall of Famer
The Romantics, somewhere on tour -- Ambience




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