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Includes an impact-resistant carrying case. September 8, 2003 Here are a few excerpts from today's list. Our ClubTop5 members get to see the whole thing! The Top 15 Macho Ways to Express a Break-up She opened up a can of industrial strength whoop-heart. I tapped her love keg and just got foam. She fried up a sizzlin' slab o' "see ya later." She got me a front-row ticket to WWF Dumpamania: Emotional Smackdown. © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.