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My ride's here. September 9, 2003 Here are a few excerpts from today's list. Our ClubTop5 members get to see the whole thing! The Top 16 Signs Your Wedding Day Isn't Going Well (Part I) Writing your wedding vows in Klingon seemed like such a cool idea at the bachelor party. The bride figurine atop the wedding cake? A fluffy white sheep. Your pissed-off bride? A goat. As soon as your vows are complete, Anna Nicole "accidentally" kicks over your ventilator. Mid-ceremony, the priest whips out a chicken foot and begins to sprinkle yak urine on the bride. © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.