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Sit Up Straight and Quit Slouching!
September 10, 1997


The Top 5 Signs Your Local
Girl Scout Troop Hates You


    1. When passing by your house, they flip you off and shout, "Kumbaya THIS!"

    2. Every scout on your block has earned her "Egg Bob Smith's House" merit badge.

    3. For their "Animal Behavior" merit badge, they spay your dog.

    4. You wake up to find the head of a "My Little Pony" in your bed.

      and the Number 1 Sign Your Local Girl Scout Troop Hates You...

    5. Burning macramé bag of Rover's excretions left on your doorstep.



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Selected from 108 submissions from 44 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

    • Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 1 (9th #1)
    • Gail Celio, Athens, GA -- 1 (4th #1)
    • Bill Gray, Waterloo, Ontario, Canada -- 2
    • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 3
    • Eric Huret, Atlanta, GA -- 4
    • John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 4
    • R.M. Weiner, Brighton, MA -- 4
    • Cathie Walker, Victoria, BC, Canada -- 5
    • Jennifer Ritzinger, Seattle, WA -- Topic
    • Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- Banner Tag
    • Toad the Wet Sprocket, Santa Barbara, CA -- Ambience

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