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This list is closed-captioned for the humor-impaired.
September 11, 2003



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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Fast-food goliath McDonald's has chosen a new
slogan -- I'm lovin' it. The slogan is part
of a new marketing strategy that will include
TV spots with vocals by Justin Timberlake.
The U.S. launch is scheduled for September 29.

Since they chose such a lame slogan, don't you
wonder about the ones they rejected? We did....


The Top 16 Rejected McDonald's Slogans


    1. Tastes Just Like Real Food!

    2. Same Crap, Same Prices -- Just Keep Buyin' It, Tubby

    3. Spill a Coffee and WIN!

    4. You Don't Want to Waste Away Like That Subway Guy, Do You?
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