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Don't Hate Us Because We're Beautiful
September 11, 1997


The Top 5 Surprises on the Rolling Stones Tour


    1. Famous "enlarged lips" logo replaced by "enlarged prostate" logo.

    2. Those drops of perspiration on Keith's brow? Embalming fluid.

    3. New song: You Can't Always Eat What You Want.

    4. On a monster video screen, Mick plays "connect the dots" with the needle marks on Keith's arms.

      and the Number 1 Surprise on the Rolling Stones Tour...

    5. Lump in back of Mick's pants noticeably larger than lump in front of Mick's pants.



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Selected from 105 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


    • Beth Kohl, Chicago, IL -- 1 (3rd #1)
    • David G. Scott, Kansas City, MO -- 2
    • Mitch Patterson, Atlanta, GA -- 3
    • Kevin Hawley, Fairless Hills, PA -- 4, 15
    • Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- 5
    • Wade Kwon, Birmingham, AL -- 6
    • Paul Paternoster, Redwood City, CA -- 6
    • Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 6, 14
    • Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX -- 7, Topic
    • Bill Gray, Waterloo, Ontario, Canada -- 8
    • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 9
    • Dan Signer, Studio City, CA -- 10, 14
    • David W. James, Los Angeles, CA -- 11
    • Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- 12, Banner Tag
    • John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 13
    • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 16
    • Aerosmith, Boston, MA -- Ambience

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