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September 14, 2004


The Top 5 Amish Comedian Punchlines


    1. "Twenty mules, a sack of flour and a stout ox -- same as in Intercourse."

    2. "'Twas not a pitchfork I used to ring thy doorbell, sister Rebecca."

    3. "Thy mother is so stupid, she only has three sons named Samuel!"

    4. "My magnificent erection? Why, thou art most welcome, dear Mary, but the whole *town* deserves thanks for thine new barn!"

      and the Number 1 Amish Comedian Punchline...

    5. "So *dis* is how I'd look vit a beard, Elder Daniel!"

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Selected from 128 submissions from 46 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Hank Weilevy, Fairless Hills, PA -- 1 (25th #1) Hall of Famer
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 2, HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
  • Christa Grunewald, Leonardville, KS -- 3
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 4
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 5 Hall of Famer
  • Greg Preece, Toronto, Canada -- 5
  • Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- 5
  • Lisa Lavoie, Warwick, RI -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- Runner Up list name Website
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Electric Amish, a farm, PA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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