The Top 5 Ballpark Jumbotron Messages We'd Like to See

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September 14, 2005

The Top 5 Ballpark Jumbotron Messages We'd Like to See

"Attention, Bob Smith in seat 12, row 38: Your son is in the locker room losing his virginity to Mike Piazza."
"Today's Kansas City Royals post-game show brought to you by the Suicide Prevention Hotline!"
"Tonight's Massengill Disposable Douche Player of the Game is...."
"Neither team could be here tonight, so instead please welcome the comedy stylings of former Vice President Al Gore!"
and the Number 1 Ballpark Jumbotron Message We'd Like to See...
"A hearty Safeco Field welcome to Washington's number one sports fan, BILL GATES, whose Microsoft Windows software powers this scoreb%(^*C000021a FATAL SYSTEM ERROR 0xc000003f"

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Selected from 118 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1 (67th #1) Hall of Famer
Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 1 (21st #1) Hall of Famer
Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 2, 5
Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 3
Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH -- 4
Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- Topic
Naomi Rose, East Farmingdale, NY -- Banner tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
P.O.D., San Diego, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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