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September 14, 1999




The Top 5 Rejected Slogans Promoting Abstinence


    1. Don't think of it as less sex -- think of it as more time to watch Babylon 5 reruns.

    2. You've come a long way, Baby -- for nothing!

    3. Abstinence: No f**kin' way!

    4. Spend a little time away from the orifice.

      and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan Promoting Abstinence...

    5. "Hello, this is President Clinton with an important message for young people...."





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Selected from 153 submissions from 57 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1 (26th #1)
  • Mark Levine, Los Angeles, CA -- 2
  • Ken Shinodo, Keizer, OR -- 3
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 4
  • Jon Litfin, Columbus, OH -- 5
  • Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- Topic
  • Brian Auten, Tecumseh, MI -- Banner Tag
  • Kris Johnson, Burbank, CA -- Runner Up list name
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- Honorable Mention list name
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor
  • The Supremes, Detroit, MI -- Ambience

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