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September 16, 2003



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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Thailand's culture ministry has issued a list of 18
love songs -- including Big Flabby Buttocks -- which it
wants to ban as part of a campaign against music it says
could encourage promiscuity or marital infidelity.
Of course, they might end up banning a few English-language
songs whose titles they don't quite understand...


The Top 15 English Pop Songs Mistakenly Banned in Thailand


    1. Start Me Up -- Hand Me My Viagra, Please

    2. Stairway to Heaven -- The Brothel Is on Second Floor

    3. Great Balls of Fire -- I Should Not Have Had Sex With That Prostitute
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