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Our contributor is an honor student at Taft Elementary. September 18, 200 Here are a few excerpts from today's list. Our ClubTop5 members get to see the whole thing! The Top 15 Signs Your Team Is Sponsored by a Brothel (Part II) That rainbow-wigged freak in the stands wears a shirt saying: "Johns 69:$80." Your team is the Washington Foreskins. You still suck, but now it costs the opposing team an extra $20. © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.