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September 19, 2003



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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Today, September 19, is "Talk Like a Pirate Day."

Seriously! Check it out!

Always socially conscious, we here at TopFive thought
we'd help out by offering you a nice long list of
pirate-like things you can say around your workplace.


The Top 25 Things to Say at
Work on Talk Like a Pirate Day


    1. "Hop to it, dogs: Thar be leftover catering booty in the break room for plunderin'."

    2. "Arrr, matey, have your parrot call my parrot and we'll partake of noontime grub together."

    3. "Be that a peg leg, or arrr ye just happy to cast yer eyes upon me?"

    4. "Ye bent my ear with yer lubberly questions WITHOUT tryin' a reboot first? Arrr! It's the plank for you, ye mangy cur... and thank ye for calling Microsoft Tech Support!"

    5. "Aye, if it's a large treasure chest and amazin' booty ye seek, fix yer gaze upon the receptionist."

    6. "Avast, ye demon copy machine! Taste the wrath of my arse!"
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