The Top 5 Things "FEMA" Might Actually Stand For

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September 19, 2005

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Something a little different this week:

Hurricane Katrina Week!

Yes, you read that right. It's now
time to look for the humor lining.

First up:

We Americans used to think that "FEMA" was an
acronym for "Federal Emergency Management Agency."
Looks like we were wrong.

The Top 5 Things "FEMA" Might Actually Stand For

Featuring Enron Managerial Accountability
Focused on Equines, Mostly Arabian
Finally Ejected Mike's Ass
Forget Everyone in Mobile, Alabama
and the Number 1 Thing "FEMA" Might Actually Stand For...
Future Eatery Managers of America

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Selected from 92 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 1 (7th #1)
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 2 Hall of Famer
Christa Grunewald, Wamego, KS -- 3
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 4 Hall of Famer
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 5
Spike Jones, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Jellyfish, San Francisco, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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