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September 21, 2005


The Top 5 Suggested Replacements for Mardi Gras


    1. Branson, MO -- Schlocktoberfest

    2. Boston -- Farti Gras ("Throw Us Your Beans!")

    3. Las Vegas -- Cash Wednesday

    4. Elkhart, IN -- Absofrickinlutely Nothingfest

      and the Number 1 Suggested Replacement for Mardi Gras...

    5. Green Bay -- The Freezing Man Festival



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