The Top 5 Positive Effects of Hurricane Katrina

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September 23, 2005

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Hurricane Katrina Week continues!

The Top 5 Positive Effects
of Hurricane Katrina

The knowledge that if you stop drinking, Mother Nature has already won.
I finally have the funds to buy that small island in the South Pacific. (Exxon-Mobile CEO only)
Confused but decisive, President Bush signs an executive order allocating $350 million to reinforce Eugene Levy.
The media barrage that will surround the first post-Katrina Mardi Gras will significantly increase our chances of getting flashed by a drunken Paula Zahn.
and the Number 1 Positive Effect of Hurricane Katrina...
The new levee system will be constructed from the only material proven to withstand a Category 4 hurricane: Trent Lott's hair.

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Selected from 96 submissions from 35 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1 (27th #1) Hall of Famer
Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 2
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
Bob Mader, Knoxville, TN -- 4
Gordon Sherman, Camp Slayer, Baghdad -- 5
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Glen Campbell, Delight, AR -- Ambience (explanation)




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