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September 25, 1996


The Top 5 Signs You're at
a Bad Renaissance Festival


    1. Featured event: Johnson-Jousting!

    2. Disgusting Ogre is merely an unshaved Marlon Brando.

    3. "Tarry, wench, I prithee! Wouldst thou Macarena?"

    4. Merlin the Magician's only trick is "Got your nose!"

      and the Number 1 Sign You're at a Bad Renaissance Festival...

    5. Jousting Crips and Bloods.

There are no Runners Up submissions for this list!



Selected from 141 submissions by 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 1
  • Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 1 (1st #1!)
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 2 (Rookie!)
  • Matt Diamond, Holland, PA -- 3
  • Stephen Pace, Houston, TX -- 4
  • Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 5
  • Marshal Perlman, Minneapolis, MN -- Topic
  • Chris White, NY, NY -- Listmeister

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