The Top 5 Differences Now That Britney's a Mom

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September 26, 2005

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Pop tart Britney Spears had a child recently.
And I don't mean that in the same way
that Michael Jackson might "have a
child" -- Britney actually gave birth!

The Top 5 Differences Now That Britney's a Mom

Every night at bedtime, the poor child shrieks in agony when mom starts singing lullabies.
With the new baby, the collective IQ of the Federline family soars into the triple digits.
There's finally someone for Madonna's baby to French kiss.
"Oops! He shitted again."
and the Number 1 Difference Now That Britney's a Mom...
A determined Christina Aguilera works feverishly to find a way to make milk come out of her nipples, too.

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Selected from 96 submissions from 40 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Matt Kall, Cleveland Heights, OH -- 1 (3rd #1)
Andy Krakowski, Alexandria, VA -- 2
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Hall of Famer
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 4
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 4
Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 4
Rex Meredith, Palm Springs, CA -- 5
Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Joe Cocker, Yorkshire, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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