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Hot, moist humor for your aches and pains.
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September 27, 2004
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Retired pharmacist George Boudreaux is selling
his formula of diaper rash cream under the
name "Boudreaux's Butt Paste." What if other
personal-care products were so straightforward?
The Top 5 Truth-in-Advertising Names of Personal Care Products
- Cover Girl Makeup - Covers Ugly Girls Makeup
- Tampax -- Suck It Up, Missy!
- Tom's of Maine -- Gee, Your Teeth Smell Like Peat Moss!
- K-Y Jelly -- J-O Jelly
and the Number 1 Truth-in-Advertising Name of a Personal Care Product...
- Chanel No. 5 -- Catbox No. 2
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Selected from 111 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- 1 (2nd #1)
- Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- 2 Website
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- 2
- Michael Sheinbaum, Exton, PA -- 3 Website
- Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 4
- Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 4
- Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 5, RU list name Hall of Famer
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- Honorable Mention list name
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
- Warren Zevon, Chicago, IL -- Ambience (explanation)
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