The Top 5 Signs a Jury Is High

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September 28, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Manhattan Supreme Court Judge Ellen Coin recently
ruled that jurors consuming alcohol, smoking
marijuana, snorting cocaine and falling asleep
do not constitute an "outside influence" on jurors.

The Top 5 Signs a Jury Is High

They run out of notepads every half hour because everyone's drawing fairies.
They request a transcript of the defendant's testimony, a Dark Side of the Moon CD and a DVD of The Wizard of Oz.
Once again, they're deadlocked: half Oreos, half Cool Ranch Doritos.
During the expert forensics witness's testimony, someone blurts out, "Slow down, egghead!"
and the Number 1 Sign a Jury Is High...
The response to "Have you reached a verdict?" is "Yes, we have, Uranus."

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Selected from 121 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Anne Sholl, Myrtle Beach, SC -- 1, 5 (4th #1)
Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 2
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 3
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Hall of Famer
Brad Wilkerson, Mesa, AZ -- 3
Wayne Kierstead, West Linn, OR -- 4
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Runner Up list name Website
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Joni Mitchell, Ft. McLeod, AB, Canada -- Ambience (explanation)




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