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Let sit two hours before reading.
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September 29, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
A chain of strip clubs in Windsor, Ontario and Detroit,
Michigan is offering to pay tuition for co-eds who work as
strippers -- as long as they maintain B-or-above averages.
Saying it makes for "happier young ladies," the company
will pay $1,500 to $2,000 in educational expenses per year
to women or men who work in its clubs. The money is
on top of the $10 an hour that dancers are paid and
the cash they get from tips and private dances.
"But Chris," you ask, "How do I know if I'm taking
a class with a stripper?" GREAT question!
The Top 15 Signs Your Classmate Is a Stripper
- Her grades aren't the only things that appear to have been inflated.
- Each time you lean sideways to whisper a humorously flirtatious comment to her during class, a jealous Ben Affleck smacks your head from the row behind and asks, "How many Oscars have *you* won, tough guy?"
- Her graduation cap has two tassels, and she can make them rotate in opposite directions.
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