The Top 5 Signs You're Playing Too Much Poker

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October 3, 2005

The Top 5 Signs You're
Playing Too Much Poker

Kenny Rogers' new song mentions you by name.
In an effort to keep you playing longer, partypoker.com FedExes espresso and meth to your house.
When the police officer says you're speeding, you respond, "I think you're bluffing, be-yotch!"
Through an utterly unforeseen chain of events, you've just won '80s pop star Rick Astley.
and the Number 1 Sign You're Playing Too Much Poker...
Your face a static mask showing no emotion, you stare across the table a full five minutes before passing the salt at dinner.

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Selected from 99 submissions from 37 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Scott Witmer, Hanover, PA -- 1 (3rd #1)
Peter Rogers, Austin, TX -- 2 Hall of Famer
Michael Whitmire, Houston, TX -- 3
Curtis Stoddard, Milwaukie, OR -- 4
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 5
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 5 Hall of Famer
Andrew Hackard, Austin, TX -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Ace, Sheffield, Yorkshire, England -- Ambience (explanation)




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