The Top 5 Reasons to Shop for a Casket at Costco (Part II)

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October 4, 2004

The Top 5
Reasons to Shop for
a Casket at Costco
(Part II)

There's no better way to shoplift 600 rolls of toilet paper.
Great way to get revenge on Grandma for always chiding you about waiting until the last minute.
That heavy-gauge steel won't float back up to the surface. (Scott Peterson only)
With your sallow complexion, nagging cough and the SlumberKing 9000 in the cart, you get waved to the front of the line.
and the Number 1 Reason to Shop for a Casket at Costco...
They're never out of stock on the Elvis-themed "Return to Sender" model.

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Daniel Weckerly, Limerick, PA -- 1 (21st #1) Hall of Famer
Martin Bredeck, Hybla Valley, VA -- 2
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 3
Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 4
Gene Dieden, New Haven, CT -- 5
Jody LaFerriere, Leominster, MA -- Topic Website
Rick Welshans, Easton, MD -- Topic
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- RU list name Website / Hall of Famer
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List editor, Banner Tag Email / Hall of Famer
John Prine, Maywood, IL -- Ambience (explanation)




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