The Top 5 Signs Pamela Anderson Is Your Sunday School Teacher

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October 5, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Actress Pamela Anderson is teaching Sunday
school classes on the weekends at the church
she attends with her boys, and she loves it.

Y'know, sometimes this is almost *too* easy...

The Top 5 Signs Pamela Anderson
Is Your Sunday School Teacher

Frequent biblical references to "Jezebel, and the Queen of Bathsheba, and that cow Anna-Nicole."
You feel more guilt walking out of church than you did walking in.
"Look at me. No, higher!"
Says she identifies with Jesus because both were nailed publicly.
and the Number 1 Sign Pamela Anderson Is Your Sunday School Teacher...
She once referred to the baby Jesus as "Kid God."

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Selected from 136 submissions from 51 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 1 (14th #1)
Michael Cunningham, Woodridge, IL -- 2
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 3 Hall of Famer
Doug Finney, Houston, TX -- 4
Brian Jones, Atlanta, GA -- 5
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- List moderator Hall of Famer
Brad Osberg, Calgary, Canada -- Topics
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- Runner Up list name Website
Kevin Freels, Walnut Creek, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Jerry Garcia Band, San Francisco, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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