The Top 5 Professional Ways to Say, "I Have a Headache"

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October 5, 2005

The Top 5 Professional Ways
to Say, "I Have a Headache"

Bookstore clerk: "I believe you'll find what you're looking for in the self-help section."
Judge: "Erection overruled."
Flight attendant: "I'm sorry, sir, but you're going to have to store that."
Drug dealer: "You'll have to get that blow somewhere else."
and the Number 1 Professional Way to Say, "I Have a Headache"...
Drill sergeant: "At ease, privates!"

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Selected from 102 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1, 4, Topic (29th #1) Hall of Famer
Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 2 Hall of Famer
Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 3 Hall of Famer
Ian Dauphinee, Calgary, AB, Canada -- 5
Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 5
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Kimberly Jones, Brooklyn, NY -- Ambience (explanation)




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