5. You're now officially only one degree of separation from Pauley Shore.

4. Despite your attempts to pass it off as a "product placement," everybody knows you simply had toilet paper stuck to your shoe throughout your last film.

3. Let's just say that, of the Streisand-Brolin's, you're the one who can't sing.

2. Despite the success of your "Naked Gun" films, the only script you've been sent recently was, "I Know What You Did To Ron & Nicole."

   and the Number 1 Sign Your Hollywood Career is Over...

1. Your agent can't decide whether to promote you as "The next Lou Ferrigno" or "A thinking man's Urkel."

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