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October 5, 1999
The Top 5 Pet Peeves of Pets
- Dingoes: When you snatch a bony, crunchy baby instead of a plump, juicy one.
- Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"
- Dog: "What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls!!!!"
- Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! *There's* a new one!"
and the Number 1 Pet Peeve of Pets...
- Guppy: "Every time that hot Angelfish looks this way, I've got one of those stringy turds hanging."
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Selected from 82 submissions by 31 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- 1, 2 (27th #1)
- Tim McKemy, Chandler, AZ -- 3
- Randy Wohl, Ma'ale Adumim, Israel -- 4
- Peter Rogers, Boston, MA -- 5
- Lloyd Jacobson, Washington, DC -- 6
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- 7, Topic
- David Kass, Brooklyn, NY -- 8
- Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 9
- Paul Lara, Temple, TX -- 10
- Jon Litfin, Columbus, OH -- 11
- Curt Cutting, Santa Monica, CA -- 12
- Alan Smithee, Sugar Land, TX -- Banner Tag
- Jeffrey Anbinder, Ithaca, NY -- Runner Up list name
- Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- Honorable Mention list name
- Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor
- Eric Burdon & the Animals, London, England -- Ambience
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