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October 6, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
I received the very interesting e-mail message you see
below from someone who had seen our October, 2001
list of "The Top 16 Bizarre Nostradamus Predictions."
The original list is here:
http://www.topfive.com/arcs/t5100101.shtml
Here's the message:
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After visiting a webpage concerning Nostradamus' Predictions, I must
say that I am outraged about the ignorant comments that were made
after each one of his predictions. I'm not sure if I am contacting
the right person about this, but this needs to be said. I do not
understand how a group of people whom were NOT alive whenever these
predications came along can sit there and judge them in such a
tasteless manner. This website is nothing but a link of ignorance.
mean, what persuades people like this to write shit that has nothing
to do with what is originally supposed to be talked about?!?! Mariah
Carrey??? I'm mean come on..then someone goes to the great lengths
making "fun" of someone's name. How old are the people running this
website?? Especially the fact that mixing today's "technology" in
with famous predictions made centuries ago..such as the television.
This is absolutely absurd. Maybe you haven't even bothered to read
over the shit that is commented on the page.
"My God, who let that Mariah chick sing?"
"Bush's wayward kid will win the American presidency in 2000. Is that clear enough for you morons?"
"Until the flabby naked dude wins a cool million."
"Who would have thought? *WE* were the the weakest link. Goodbye."
"200 channels, yet nothing good on the tube! "
"Will make pledge to lay down Spears. "
"Then retired, he shall discount travel fares And fool no one with a bad hairpiece"
"His companion? A chimp named Bubbles."
"All eyes turn for an answer to Jordan of Nike. "
"(Three if you count Kate Winslet naked.)"
"Beware the ones with demonic names: Adam, Pauly and Carrot Top."
"I shall finally lose the nickname, "Nostra-dumbass." "
I mean what in the hell is wrong with the people who write this?!
they have nothing else better to do than sit there and critize other
people? Especially people that have NOTHING to do with ANY of
Nostradamus' predictions? Honestly, it is ignorant people like
yourselves that make the internet just plain SUCK. Maybe you should
think about getting a life and stop being so damn childish about
certain parts of history.
Stephanie S.
Houston, Texas
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In order to prove to Stephanie that we here at TopFive
are *not* ignorant, we decided to respond in verse....
The Top 14 Poems About This Fan Letter
- Thanks for your letter, dear Stephanie..
If I could hear your voice, I'm sure it would deafen me.
Hold your comments -- I know my pentameter is all out of whack
But unlike you, at least I don't smoke crack.
- "A woman of Styles will appear, I foresee
Who mistakes my absurdness for real history
The whimsy of others, to her, will lack sense
For her mind will resemble my prophecies: dense."
- Stephanie, we joke for fun,
It's not like we teach French.
So just sit back and try to laugh --
Your sphincter might unclench.
- Stephanie S. thought our list was a mess,
And sent us a letter, irate.
Must make them sick, those Dixie Chicks,
To have Stephanie from their state.
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