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If it weren't for pick-pockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
October 6, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Many people wishing to attend one of Dick Cheney's
recent public campaign stops were required to
sign an oath to get in -- including the press.


The Top 5 Rejected Portions of the Dick Cheney Oath


    1. "I know CPR."

    2. "I pledge that I will neither seek out nor reveal the undisclosed location of Mr. Cheney's moral compass."

    3. "I will not eat my pudding if I do not eat my meat."

    4. "Questions involving the vice president's heart shall be limited to health and fitness, and shall not stray into speculation about its existence."

      and the Number 1 Rejected Portion of the Dick Cheney Oath...

    5. "Gleefully refusing to engage in independent critical thinking, and not being an avid fan of The Who, I gratefully accept that I *will* get fooled again."

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Selected from 119 submissions from 45 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Pam Wylder, Bloomington, IL -- 1 (15th #1)
  • Wayne Kierstead, West Linn, OR -- 2
  • Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL -- 3
  • Tom Stoudt, Fort Washington, PA -- 4, 5
  • Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- List moderator
  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Topic Website
  • Rodney Dangerfield, Babylon, NY -- Banner tag
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- RU list name Hall of Famer
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- HM list name Website
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Hall and Oath, Philadelphia, PA -- Ambience   (explanation)

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