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Episode #29: Jeannie Catches Cold
October 6, 1997


The Top 5 Signs Your Coworker Didn't
Strictly Observe the Jewish Holiday


    1. Menorah on his desk displays three sleeves' worth of golf balls.

    2. Thinks "Rosh Hashanah" is a song by The Knack.

    3. His yarmulke has two cans of beer and a drinking straw.

    4. "And if the rabbi sees his shadow when he comes out of the temple, there'll be four more months of summer."

      and the Number 1 Sign Your Co-Worker's Didn't Strictly Observe the Jewish Holiday...

    5. Took off all of *last* month for Ramadan.



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Selected from 130 submissions from 52 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

    • Kevin Hawley, Fairless Hills, PA -- 1 (6th #1)
    • Lev L. Spiro, Los Angeles, CA -- 2
    • John Voigt, Chicago, IL -- 3
    • Steve Hurd, San Ramon, CA -- 4
    • John Hering, Alexandria, VA -- 5
    • Jonathan D. Colan, Miami, FL -- Topic
    • Patrick New, Chicago IL -- Topic Re-Wording
    • Greg Sadosuk, Fairfax, VA -- Banner Tag
    • Anything but Guns 'N' Roses -- Ambience

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