The Top 5 Signs Your Hollywood Career is Over (Part II)

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October 6, 1998

The Top 5 Signs Your Hollywood Career is Over
(Part II)

Your agent looks like Huggy Bear and your latest "role" is the naughty nurse in "Candy Strippers."
Your once-perky breasts now double as an attractive stole.
Even Larry King has stopped kissing your ass.
You're no longer "over the title", but under the caterer.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Hollywood Career is Over...
Your co-star is large, hairy, stupid and drools. Tom Arnold? No, a St.Bernard.

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Selected from 131 submissions from 48 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Christopher Troise, New York, NY -- 1 (9th #1) Email
Chuck Smith, Woodbridge, VA -- 2 Email / Hall of Famer
Dave Henry, Slidell, LA -- 3 Email
John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 4
Peter Rogers, Boston, MA -- 4, Banner Tag
Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 5 Email / Website
Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 5 Email
Buck Joyce, whereabouts unknown -- Topic
Larry G. Hollister, Concord, CA -- Runner Up list name Email / Website
Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Rick Springfield, General Hospital -- Ambience




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