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Ghost runner on third!
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October 7, 2005
~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
As the debate rages between evolution
and creationism/intelligent design,
a new contender has entered the arena:
The Flying Spaghetti Monster!
The above link tells all about His Holy Noodleness
and the Pastafarian religion he founded.
The Top 5 Stories in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Bible
- Moses wanders in the desert for 40 years, earning the reputation of worst pizza-delivery guy EVER.
- The angel Gabriel announces the coming birth of the savior to a bottle of extra virgin olive oil.
- Pontius Pilate orders the Flying Spaghetti Monster thrown against a wall to see if he sticks.
- Adam and Eve order the apple pie and are kicked out of the Olive Garden.
and the Number 1 Story in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Bible...
- At the last spaghetti supper, His Holy Noodleness is betrayed by disciple Atkins Lowcarbiot.
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Selected from 95 submissions from 36 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Yoram Puius, New York, NY -- 1 (22nd #1)
- Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- 2, 5 Website / Hall of Famer
- Brandon Muller, Las Vegas, NV -- 2
- Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 2
- Jeffrey Anbinder, New York, NY -- 3
- Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3 Hall of Famer
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 4 Hall of Famer
- Mark Weiss, Austin, TX -- Topic Hall of Famer
- Richard Skora, Columbus, OH -- Topic
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- New Orleans Stick Band, New Orleans, LA -- Ambience (explanation)
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