The Top 5 Ways Our Lives Would Be Different Without Numbers

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October 8, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Anthropologists have discovered an otherwise-intelligent
tribe in Brazil whose language has no words for numbers.

The Top 5 Ways Our Lives
Would Be Different Without Numbers

You have this nagging feeling that there should be a simpler way to describe to your hooker the concept of mutual, simultaneous oral sex.
You never know how much beer you're going to get in that N-pack.
The Jackson Five would be known as "Fistful of Jacksons."
Instead of binary code, computers use "monkey head-no monkey head" code.
and the Number 1 Way Our Lives Would Be Different Without Numbers...
Sammy Hagar just can't drive at all.

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Selected from 155 submissions from 56 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 1 (5th #1/Hat trick!)
Andrew Thomas, Shrewsbury, MA -- 2
Dave Wesley, Pleasant Hill, CA -- 3 Hall of Famer
Elliott Schiff, Allentown, PA -- 4
Kim Moser, New York, NY -- 5 Hall of Famer
Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 5
Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List moderator
Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Banner Tag
Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- Runner Up list name Website
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Honorable Mention list name
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Steve Miller Band, San Francisco, CA -- Ambience (explanation)




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