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TopFive.com
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October 11, 2004


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Doily Diva Martha Stewart reported to prison
in West Virginia last week to serve out the
sentence for her stock fraud conviction.


The Top 5 Things Overheard in Martha Stewart's Cell


    1. "OK, Ashton. You can come out and punk me now."

    2. "I carved this soap into a glue gun."

    3. "This isn't the first gated community I've lived in."

    4. "Kmart is marketing my shivs in eight designer colors."

      and the Number 1 Thing Overheard in Martha Stewart's Cell...

    5. "I am NOT your bitch; I am my own."

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Selected from 97 submissions from 36 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Steve Hurd, Oakland, CA -- 1 (21st #1) Hall of Famer
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 2
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • Marsha Clodfelter, Corpus Christi, TX -- 4 Hall of Famer
  • Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 5 Website
  • Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- List moderator, RU/HM names
  • Chris Urich, Poughkeepsie, NY -- Topic
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Soft Cell, Leeds, England -- Ambience   (explanation)

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