The Top 5 Differences Between a Chicken's Neck and a Penis

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October 12, 2004

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An elderly Romanian man recently mistook his
manly part for a chicken's neck and cut it
off, only to have his dog rush up and eat it.

Hey, we don't invent the news, we just report it!

The Top 5 Differences Between a Chicken's Neck and a Penis

People don't often call Donald Trump a chicken neck.
Only the chicken has feathers -- unless it's Saturday night and I'm wearing the special little boa I made.
Chicken neck actions are clearly guided by a superior intellect.
Put one in your mouth and you'll get called a sideshow geek. Put the other in your mouth and you'll get called constantly.
and the Number 1 Difference Between a Chicken's Neck and a Penis...
A penis looks more like Florida, especially on election day.

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