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October 12, 2005


The Top 5 Reasons Your
Home Office Is Not Working Out


    1. Unlike your co-workers, your kids are smart enough not to buy your cover story of "naughty copier elves" when they find your butt-scans.

    2. Every office has at least one total a-hole, and you're the only one there. You do the math.

    3. Productivity has dropped now that *you're* the target of your sexual-harrassment shenanigans, as you're having to take multiple masturbation breaks a day.

    4. Distracted by all the weeds, horses and wide-open spaces, you just nominated Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.

      and the Number 1 Reason Your Home Office Is Not Working Out...

    5. Your wife is starting to resent being referred to as "that slut in Accounting."



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Selected from 92 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 1 (9th #1) Website
  • Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
  • Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 3, 4
  • Geoff Brown, Commerce, MI -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
  • Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 3 Hall of Famer
  • John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 5
  • Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic
  • Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
  • Willie Dixon, Vicksburg, MS -- Ambience   (explanation)

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