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October 12, 2005
The Top 5 Reasons Your Home Office Is Not Working Out
- Unlike your co-workers, your kids are smart enough not to buy your cover story of "naughty copier elves" when they find your butt-scans.
- Every office has at least one total a-hole, and you're the only one there. You do the math.
- Productivity has dropped now that *you're* the target of your sexual-harrassment shenanigans, as you're having to take multiple masturbation breaks a day.
- Distracted by all the weeds, horses and wide-open spaces, you just nominated Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.
and the Number 1 Reason Your Home Office Is Not Working Out...
- Your wife is starting to resent being referred to as "that slut in Accounting."
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Selected from 92 submissions from 34 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:
- Kristian Idol, Burbank, CA -- 1 (9th #1) Website
- Slick Sharkey, Miami, FL -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Joseph Moore, Concord, CA -- 2 Hall of Famer
- Dawson Rambo, Santa Rosa, CA -- 3, 4
- Geoff Brown, Commerce, MI -- 3 Website / Hall of Famer
- Ed Smith, Chattanooga, TN -- 3 Hall of Famer
- John J. Brassil, Nashville, TN -- 5
- Donald Junter, New Haven, CT -- Topic
- Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
- Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
- Willie Dixon, Vicksburg, MS -- Ambience (explanation)
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