The Top 5 Signs You're Drinking a Caffeinated Beer

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October 13, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Brewer Anheuser-Busch says it will introduce a
caffeinated, sweet-flavored beer for twentysomething
club goers to compete with the flavored rums and vodkas
gaining ground on the dance floor. The new beer
will be called B(E) -- read as "B to the E power."

The Top 5 Signs You're
Drinking a Caffeinated Beer

You stride briskly and purposefully toward the toilet to puke your guts out.
You never even get any sleep before realizing you need to chew off your arm and escape.
Mormons look at you with twice the standard level of disgust.
The bartender leaves room for cream.
and the Number 1 Sign You're Drinking a Caffeinated Beer...
You're dancing drunkenly on the table as usual, except this time you and three other guys are doing a passable rendition of "Riverdance."

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