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All-new revised and updated second edition.
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October 14, 2003
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Here are a few excerpts from today's list.
Our ClubTop5 members get to see the
whole thing!
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
You know how some churches put up billboards
with clever quotes supposedly from God?
Usually they say something like:
* Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
* C'mon over and bring the kids.
* We need to talk.
Here at the First Church of TopFive, our
billboard has messages like that, too....
The Top 14 God Billboards We'd Like to See
(Part I)
- You've been coveting again, haven't you?
- Go back home now! Your wife's naked and Javier just pulled into the driveway.
- You realize that your dead grandma watches every time you pleasure yourself, don't you?
- That Madonna-kissing-Britney thing? My idea.
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