The Top 5 Signs Your School Is Serving Liquor

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October 14, 2004

~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Earlier this month, the staff, faculty, and board
of trustees at Virginia's private Alexandria Country
Day School had a Mexican-themed dinner complete with
some tasty margaritas. For some reason, the leftover
hooch was placed in a school refrigerator, then mistaken
for "limeade" by school workers and actually served at
lunch to students in the third, fourth and fifth grades.

The Top 5 Signs Your School Is Serving Liquor

The industrial arts department has seen more lost digits than the school budget.
The school breakfast program serves everybody a morning glass of Tabasco, Worcestershire sauce, malt vinegar, tomato juice, salt and pepper, with a raw egg yolk floating on top.
Marble game at recess ends with the loser brandishing a broken-off Yoo-Hoo bottle.
The new school mascot? A Clydesdale.
and the Number 1 Sign Your School Is Serving Liquor...
New civics teacher is a pantsless Ted Kennedy.

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Selected from 112 submissions from 42 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 1, RU list name Hall of Famer
Jeff Johnson, Los Altos, CA -- 2
Chuck Sawyer, Rochester, NY -- 3
Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 4
Brad Simanek, Cedar Rapids, IA -- 5 Website
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- List moderator
Barbara McMullen, Ann Arbor, MI -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- HM list name Website / Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Boston, MA -- Ambience (explanation)




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