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October 14, 1998


The Top 5 Signs You've Joined the
Wrong Martial Arts School


    1. Local muggers gather in the parking lot waiting for class to end.

    2. Current students bark out on cue the phrase "Insurance does not exist in this dojo!"

    3. You take yourself to the mat 4 out of 5 times simply trying to tie your belt on.

    4. Sensei's "ancient Chinese secret" required notifying the neighbors when he moved in.

      and the Number 1 Sign You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School...

    5. Did Confucius ever really say he was "going to open up a can of whoop-ass" on someone?



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Selected from 123 submissions from 43 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

  • Jim Rosenberg, Greensboro, NC -- 1 (20th #1) Email / Website
  • John Treusch, Burlington, NJ -- 2
  • Martell Stroup, Boston, MA -- 3 Email
  • Gregory Swarthout, Murray, UT -- 4 Email
  • Jason Anderson, Birmingham, AL -- 5 Email
  • Curt Coman, Atlanta, GA -- Topic
  • David Hoffmann, Fort Worth, TX -- Banner Tag
  • John Hering, Alexandria, VA -- Runner Up list name Email / Hall of Famer
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • The Del Rubio Triplets, Los Angeles, CA -- Ambience

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