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October 14, 2005


~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~

Tom Cruise is pregnant! Or more precisely,
fiancee Katie Holmes is. But we've all
heard those persistent rumors about Tom.
How can we know for sure if the baby's his?


The Top 5 Signs It's Tom Cruise's Child


    1. Like Dad, baby also has a beard... on his arm.

    2. Instead of crying when hungry, he screams, "Show me the nipple!"

    3. "You're glib, Elmo. You don't know Cookie Monster. You haven't studied Cookie Monster. I have. I know the truth behind Cookie Monster."

    4. Slides around the kitchen in his Huggies, lip-syncing to the Wiggles.

      and the Number 1 Sign It's Tom Cruise's Child...

    5. "I feel the need. The need... to pee."



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  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 3, 5, Banner Tag Hall of Famer
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