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October 15, 1999




The Top 5 Sports Euphemisms for Death


    1. Taking a congratulatory phone call from President Taft

    2. Jockeying for position in the dirt derby

    3. Went to see the fat lady in concert

    4. Created an opening on shuffleboard court three

      and the Number 1 Sports Euphemism for Death...

    5. *Really* stuck her dismount





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Selected from 174 submissions from 90 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Candy Koogler, Fountain Valley, CA -- 1 (Woo-hoo!)
  • Derek Seabury, Somerville MA -- 2
  • Gary Syck, whereabouts unknown -- 3
  • Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 4
  • Andy Pierson, whereabouts unknown -- 5
  • Pamela Rice Hahn, St. Marys, OH -- 6
  • Beth Gaynor, Columbus, OH -- 6
  • Colin R. Heichman, Sterling, VA -- 7
  • Chris Spencer, Atlanta, GA -- 8
  • Lonnie Falk, Prospect, KY -- 9
  • Brian Nelson, Dallas, TX -- 9
  • Colin R. Heichman, Sterling, VA -- 9
  • David Worenklein, whereabouts unknown -- 10
  • Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI -- 11
  • Ilene Morgan, Rolla, MO -- 12
  • Robert Philhower, Yorktown, NY -- 12
  • Elizabeth Thompson, Atlanta, GA -- 13
  • Rob Graber, Minneapolis, MN -- 14
  • Frank Barletta, Forty Fort, PA -- 15
  • David Scott, Kansas City, MO -- Topic
  • Gloria Monti, Montauk, NY -- Banner tag
  • Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- Runner Up list name
  • Rick Snide, Columbus, OH -- Honorable Mention list name
  • Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
  • Paul Simon, New York, NY -- Ambience

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