The Top 5 Sports Euphemisms for Death

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October 15, 1999

The Top 5 Sports Euphemisms for Death

Taking a congratulatory phone call from President Taft
Jockeying for position in the dirt derby
Went to see the fat lady in concert
Created an opening on shuffleboard court three
and the Number 1 Sports Euphemism for Death...

*Really* stuck her dismount

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Selected from 174 submissions from 90 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Candy Koogler, Fountain Valley, CA -- 1 (Woo-hoo!)
Derek Seabury, Somerville MA -- 2
Gary Syck, whereabouts unknown -- 3
Dave Goudsward, Harrisburg, PA -- 4
Andy Pierson, whereabouts unknown -- 5
Pamela Rice Hahn, St. Marys, OH -- 6
Beth Gaynor, Columbus, OH -- 6
Colin R. Heichman, Sterling, VA -- 7
Chris Spencer, Atlanta, GA -- 8
Lonnie Falk, Prospect, KY -- 9
Brian Nelson, Dallas, TX -- 9
Colin R. Heichman, Sterling, VA -- 9
David Worenklein, whereabouts unknown -- 10
Matt Van Opens, Kenosha, WI -- 11
Ilene Morgan, Rolla, MO -- 12
Robert Philhower, Yorktown, NY -- 12
Elizabeth Thompson, Atlanta, GA -- 13
Rob Graber, Minneapolis, MN -- 14
Frank Barletta, Forty Fort, PA -- 15
David Scott, Kansas City, MO -- Topic
Gloria Monti, Montauk, NY -- Banner tag
Fran Fruit, Winnetka, IL -- Runner Up list name
Rick Snide, Columbus, OH -- Honorable Mention list name
Chris White, New York, NY -- List owner/editor Email / Hall of Famer
Paul Simon, New York, NY -- Ambience




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