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October 17, 2003
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~~~ NOTE FROM CHRIS: ~~~
Now that Schwarzenegger is a politician, Eastwood is 73,
Stallone is a has-been and Willis is fading fast, Hollywood
is desperately looking for new big-time action heroes.
One option we think they should consider would be to let
other celebs take a crack at filling the butt-kicking shoes.
The Top 13 Taglines for Movies
Featuring Unlikely Action Heroes
- Anna Nicole Smith goes after ancient treasure as Emma Balmer in "Tomb Dater."
- Ben Kingsley's done with passive resistance -- now MaHotHead Gandhi's thinning out the bad guys in "The Fasting and the Furious."
- Nick Nolte *is* Al Coholic in "Cider-Man."
- Pee Wee Herman as Rod Wanker tries his hand at self-espionage in "The Pourne Identity."
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