The Top 5 Things Not to Do While Drinking

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October 17, 2005

The Top 5 Things Not
to Do While Drinking
(Part I)

Paint your living room to match the mysterious lesions on your ass.
Go to a beekeeper's pinata party.
Star Jones.
Tell the Judiciary Committee how you would rule on Roe v Wade.
and the Number 1 Thing Not to Do While Drinking...
Phone your mother. The booty-call reflex is powerful and unpredictable.

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Selected from 152 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 1 (30th #1) Hall of Famer
Glenn Marcus, Washington, DC -- 2
Bill Muse, Seattle, WA -- 3 Hall of Famer
Larry Hollister, Concord, CA -- 4 Hall of Famer
Whit Watson, Winter Park, FL -- 5
Jim Reynolds, whereabouts unknown -- Topic
Tristan Fabriani, Passaic, NJ -- Banner Tag
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
Scrawl, Columbus, OH -- Ambience (explanation)




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