The Top 5 Things Not to Do While Drinking

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October 19, 2005

The Top 5 Things Not
to Do While Drinking
(Part II)

Offer to give your car to anyone who can do more push-ups than you.
Explain the sheer genius of Scientology to those thick-skulled morons at the biker bar.
Teach the baby her ABCs.
Confess to your buddies that whenever you say "Carmen Electra," you secretly mean Joy Behar.
and the Number 1 Thing Not to Do While Drinking...
Demonstrate to your kids the importance of mowing your pool.

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Selected from 152 submissions from 39 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:

Michael Sheinbaum, Exton, PA -- 1 (16th #1) Website
Colleen Stelmaszek, Houston, TX -- 2
Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- 3 Website
Christa Grunewald, Wamego, KS -- 4
Jill Gallagher, Seattle, WA -- 5
Jim Reynolds, whereabouts unknown -- Topic
Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- Banner Tag Hall of Famer
Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner/editor Hall of Famer
ZZ Top, Houston, TX -- Ambience (explanation)




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