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TopFive.com
But there is no joy in Mudville...
October 22, 2004


The Top 5 Signs Your Co-Workers
Have Discovered Your Secret Identity


    1. "While You Were Out: Mr. DARK CLAW of AXIS OF CHAOS called re: FOOLISH DO-GOODER! Message: You and your Council of Justice are DOOMED! MUWAHAHAHAHAAA! Rec'd: Sheri, Front Desk."

    2. You've been reassigned from Human Resources to Superhuman Resources.

    3. Your invitation to the office holiday party says you may bring a spouse, domestic partner or naive young sidekick.

    4. They compare notes and realize you've worn the same clothes every day. For more than 50 years.

      and the Number 1 Sign Your Co-Workers Have Discovered Your Secret Identity...

    5. That bat guano didn't get on your desk by itself.

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Selected from 83 submissions from 31 contributors.
Today's Top Five List authors were:


  • Gordon Sherman, Camp Slayer, Baghdad -- 1 (4th #1)
  • Paul Schindler, Orinda, CA -- 2 Website
  • Andrea Crain, Madison, WI -- 3, 4 Website
  • Carl Knorr, Devo City, OH -- 5
  • Bruce W. Alter, Fairfax Station, VA -- 5
  • Sandra Hull, Arlington, VA -- List moderator
  • J.J. Gertler, Alexandria, VA -- Topic
  • Danny Gallagher, Tyler, TX -- RU/HM list names Website
  • Chris White, Los Angeles, CA -- List owner, Banner Tag Email / Hall of Famer
  • Carly Simon, New York, NY -- Ambience   (explanation)

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