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Inspired by actual events October 23, 2003 Here are a few excerpts from today's list. Our ClubTop5 members get to see the whole thing! The Top 12 In-Ring Putdowns by Wrestler Bill "The Bard" Shakespeare "But, soft! What stench through yonder buttocks breaks?" "Thou mewling swag-bellied scullion! Thou wretched folly-fallen cutpurse! Most grievously doth thy visage offend the eye, thou droning flap-mouthed pignut!" "Shall I compare thee to a summer's eve? For verily, thou art a douche-bag!" © Copyright 1994-2008.  All rights reserved. TopFive.com and The Top 5 List are owned by Chris White. Absolutely no publishing or reprinting without prior consent.